Famous last words...

Vancouver! Vancouver! This is it!
Last message from vulcanologist David Johnston on Mount St. Helens

This is funny.
Doc Holliday's last words

Why, man, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
American Civil War General John Sedowick's last words at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse

Hey, where the hell are the parachutes?
Question asked by Glenn Miller as he boarded the plane to Paris, to which Colonel Baesell replied What's the matter, Miller, do you want to live forever?

I beg your pardon, monsieur. I did not mean to do it.
Marie Antoinette, after she had accidentally stepped on the executioner's foot while mounting to the guillotine

Oh, shit.
Last words on the majority of flight recorders recovered after plane crashes

There's another act coming after this. I reckon you can guess what that's about.
Thornton Wilder, "Our Town"

I declare to you: all conditioned things are of a nature to decay--work out your liberation with diligence.
Last words of Buddha